Friday, August 07, 2009

Big Brother's White House


A friend sent this note to the health care watchdogs over at the White House.
Dear Madam or Sir,

I read with great interest the article "Facts are Stubborn Things" on the White House website regarding opposition to the President's proposed healthcare reform. I think the idea is excellent that the people help to keep the White House informed about the masses of insidious misinformation which are springing to life across all means of communication and social interaction! After all, how else could we have a truly socialistic government? How else could Big Brother control every aspect of our lives? Communist regimes from the beginning have relied on the supple masses to become willing government pawns and turn in their friends, relatives and neighbors for any hint of thoughtful opposition to the ruling class in exchange for a free loaf of bread--and if it it ain't broke, why fix it? Just stick to the classic Commie playbook--it's brilliant!

So here is a website CHOCK FULL of bologna on healthcare reform: www.whitehouse.gov. It is really fishy! In fact, every word regarding healthcare on the entire website is TOTAL BULLSHIT! I'm really not one for censorship or infringing on the First Amendment rights of Americans, but you guys need to shut these people down right away--they are dangerous! It's really all for the greater good. Once we have permanently eliminated all of the fanatical opposition, then we can worry about respecting the Constitution, and can maybe even give a thought to the ideals of truth, freedom and democracy which inspired our Founding Fathers. But let's not get too carried away...

I am intent on doing all I can to ensure that the truth prevail, so if I can be of any further assistance, please let me know.

Your humble servant,
John Doe

Well said.

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