The Absurd

Talk about a slippery slope. Man "marries" pet dog. He describes it as a "platonic" thing. Incredible.

From the Telegraph:

Joe Guiso, 20, married his 5-year-old pet, who was dressed in a white cape, in an elaborate ceremony in his local park in the Queensland town of Toowoomba.

"This was just an event for my friends and I to get together," he said. "It really was fun. We all dressed up in suits and everything.